Congrats if you are reading this you have lost the game.

What is 'the game' you ask?

Alright, the game is simple, only a few rules so please try to keep up.

First rule, to win you must not, I repeat, not think of the game!
If you do you have lost, simple right?

So if you lose, you must attempt to make those around you lose as well,
the easy way is stating plainly in a clear and calm voice 'I lost the Game'

but more commonly, a member of the game will shout this out then quickly run for cover, as many members do not like to lose the game.

so Congratulations, you have just lost the game for the first time, and are now doomed to be enslaved to in an eternal cycle of lose. Hurray!

Don't worry eventually you will derive joy from making others lose the game, finding more and more Devious way to make them lose, much like this you.